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         Another 
          MRI Story 
         
        Author: Sir Bamm © 1999 Whenever possible, permission to use a joke is gained from the author.  | 
    
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  I had just recently had two lorems put in (those 
          are the piercings at the base of the penis near the scrotum) and they 
          still had not healed  enough for Me to remove them without fear 
          of them closing.  My doctor  suggested we do our bi-annual 
          MRI, and I couldn't get out of it.  When I  arrived at the 
          VA hospital (so you can imagine the staff there!) they told Me  
          I had to remove all My jewelry.  Because My tongue ring had been 
          in for  years, that was no problem, but because the two lower ones 
          were fairly new, I    Well, the MRI went fine, but when I had trouble getting one of the two lorems back in, and asked the tech and the doctor if either of them could help Me, they both *quickly* refused and ducked swiftly out of the room! I, too, had a good laugh with My submissive on the way home!  | 
    
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