Nursery Rhyme BDSMised 2

Author: Raven Shadowborne © 2001

 

Parodies Of: Hi Diddle Diddle, Little Jack Horner, Little Miss Muffet, Little Miss Muffet 2, There Was An Old Woman 1 & 2, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Mary Mary Quite Contrary, Mary Had A Little Lamb and Jack Be Nimble. These are meant to be jokes and nothing but jokes.

 

Hie little sub girl
the master wants to fiddle
with a cat and a paddle
on a sub unable to move
the master laughed
to see the sub's tears
and flogged her 'till she swooned

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little subbie brat
sat in the corner
with a delicious cry

she rubbed at her tush
and swiped at her eyes
then said
"what a naughty girl was I"
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little slave margret
knelt on a carpet
wishing master would play
along came the flogger
biting on her shoulders
and margret went to space
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little subbie sue
come blow your master
the maids in the attic
the butlers in his room..
where is little subbie sue?
she's fast asleep on her back
with leather cuffs all askew
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there was an old master who lived near the zoo
had so many slaves he didn't know what to do
so he spanked them and flogged them
and caned their buttocks full


there was an old master who lived near the zoo
he had so many slaves he didn't know what to do
so he cuffed them and spanked them
then tied them to their beds
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Lola slave girl
have you been spanked?
yes sir yes sir three times now
once with a paddle
once with a hairbrush
and once by the mistress who uses a cane

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mary mary subbie true
how does your submission grow?
with strength in love and trust so true
and a little spankings all in a row.

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Mary had a master true..master true..master true
mary had a master true who she always satisfied

and master had a sadist side, sadist side, sadist side
and master had a sadist side that could not be denied

he spanked and teased, spanked and teased, spanked and tease
every night he spanked and teased two subbies on thier knees

this made the master laugh with glee..laugh with glee..lauhg with glee
this made the master laugh with glee to see his subbie's cry
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slave be nimble
slave be quick
avoid the crack of my whip

slave be nimble
slave be quick
and get the cane right quick!

 

Soming soon: Fox In Socks

 

     
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